I really cannot comprehend how anyone could not fall victim to my most numerous charms.

In honor of my most esteemed roommate, bringer of joy to me every single day with his cheerful demeanor and constant heartwarming threats of leashes and handcuffs and other bondage implements, I have decided to make him a website of his very own ( Read more... )

I just got into town last night and now that I have a room at a hotel it's time to start what I came here for. So...what would be the best thing to do to find someone in this town?

The internet hasn't helped at all so far and I don't know the city. I don't even know where I should start looking.

SOMETHING IS AMISS AND I'M NOT HAPPY.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! SOMEONE HAD BETTER GIVE ME ANSWERS.

REAL ANSWERS.

As much as I had hoped to avoid this situation, I suppose it cannot be helped.  As new I am to Reggio Calabria, I'm in need of housing as well as employment.  I have extensive of experience in negotiations and am fluent in Japanese, Chinese, Russian, and all of the Romance languages ( Read more... )

I need a high security vault.   I do not trust banks.

What the fuck happened to chivalry?

Are there no gentlemen left in this world??

Shit.